Bathroom Adventures of a 4 Year Old
August 21st, 2010 by Lodoc
So the other day I’m in the living room messing around on the laptop, michelles in the kitchen and the kids are doing whatever. I knew Keira was in the bathroom because she made an announcement that she was going in there to wash her hands, but I didn’t think too much of it.
After a bit we hear a loud crash from the kids bathroom, so in the usual “I have two kids been through it all” mode I waited a few moments to listen for screaming, crying, etc before getting off my ass…and after a few moments of silence its determined something not so good happened. As I’m getting up, I hear the bathroom door open and Keira come out crying. As a parent you learn quickly what every type of cry your kids have can mean just from hearing it without even seeing them. I immediately took this cry as a “oh shit I’m so dead” more than “I cracked my skull open and I’m bleeding”.
As I come around the corner, Keira is standing just outside the door crying and looking quite worried and I turn to look into the bathroom, here’s what I see.
Shower curtain rod is half way in the bathtub and half way out on the floor, shower curtain is laying on the floor, there’s water everywhere and the toilet water sounds like its running (you know the tank constantly filling) and the lid to the tank is half off.
I turn to her and I say “what happened?”. She so afraid of what happened she won’t talk to me and just keeps crying. So I take another approach. “are you okay, are you hurt?” and through her tears she says she bonked her head and it hurts. So I check her out and she seems okay, no blood, no big bump yet. “What happened?”….nothing but more tears. I immediately change my approach, “sweetie, you aren’t in trouble, it looks like an accident and I won’t get mad, but you need to tell me what happened.”
As she continues to sob and think about talking, I wander into the room to see where the water is from…I’m assuming the toilet since its running but not sure how. I suddenly realize that the entire side of the toilet tank has a huge crack down it and water is pouring from it onto the floor, so the tank continues to fill at a rate about equal to the water coming out of the crack. I reach down and smack the standard builder special shitty valve they always install, so that it shuts the incoming water off. I then grab two towels from under the sink and drop them on the water pile on the floor so it doesn’t run into the wall or subfloor.
By this time she’s decided to tell me what happened. Now being a four year old there’s some non truths. Not really lies as they haven’t really figured out that art yet, but more they remember things then recite them to you in usually a not so accurate order. After some thought and a series of patient calm questions, here’s what I pieced together.
Keira heads into the bathroom with all intentions to wash her hands as were her previous parental instructions. After washing and drying her hands, she begins the usual, while I’m here I’m going to play around in the bathroom because hey there’s water here and water is fun. I can only imagine during this time it involved, sitting on the counter, feet in the sink, standing on the toilet, messing around in the tub. At some point her fascination with the bathroom turned to the shower curtain rod…which to a four year old looks like a solid bar mounted to the wall and exactly like a monkey bar found on the preschool play ground. Holy crap, how much fun and excitment can that be, right here in my own bathroom. Proceeding to climb on the toilet bowl, then on to the tank (hence the lid being half off) she reaches up grabs the bar and begins swinging back and forth…wooohooo! I mean come on, thats serious fun.
Well not being a solid bar bolted to the wall of course the rod immediately flys out of its positon with 45 pound 4 year old still swinging to her hearts content. Considering the tank lid of the toilet was half way off, probably from her feet pushing off, I’m assuming the curtain rod (and not her head) came straight down on the edge of the tank cracking it and she landed either in the tub or on the floor, hitting her head somewhere along the way.
Now the image of all this to me is quite funny as I’m putting all this together and I can’t help but laugh at the thought process of a 4 year old in causing this entire commotion.
So needless to say we checked her for concussions and then had a conversation about how not safe shower curtain rods are and they aren’t for swinging from.
Her punishment was helping me replace the toilet, which was on my list of things to do anyway, since it was the original crappy builders special constant clog toilet. Here’s some pictures of our project we did the other weekend, she was big help!
Upon recommendation from my friend
Around August 5th we decided it was time we dumped the kids and went somewhere exciting and fun on our own. I posted
While I was there I wrote notes every evening as if I was blogging but with no internet connectivity I could never upload them. I’ve gone back through these notes and loaded them back into my blog dated on their original dates in November 2009 as if if they were posted live. You can read those on the links below.











